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Re: oh Al ... (in Bud Bundy voice)

From: al
Date: 30 Aug 2004
Time: 15:38:43 -0500
Remote Name: 172.195.102.113

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Pen ~ I swear half the fun of this board is finding out how really dumb I can be (lol) Reminds me of the way the snake hit every branch on his way down falling off the dumb-dumb tree (only serpents sometimes have trouble saying "d" so in his eyes it was the thumb-thumb tree), which is how humans came to have two opposable thumbs to grasp pitchforks and tie irons and shovels and hammers. Some still wonder where the other finger went to (which is why some people still talk about having a finger up your who nose what) . . . which is just a nice way to say if I had a color copier. It would have bitten me somewhere ummentionable (like that C&W singer - one fang) which I think turns me into a mongoose to refelct my one track mind (and where did all the 8 track playrres go, that is what I would like to know.) . . . Along with The Clapper! Do you think it was invesnted for the snake in all of us? "Help! I have fallen and I cant get up!) Obviously the day old fruit smoothie has begun to ferment in the heat of the light of day. . . . indded, yo uhave caought me. I have mot read the book. (not that that is a moot point, or part of a motly crew) Iusualy go the library, or used book (store and buy), only if I have to route around the thmb-thmb tree. And ith a one track mind totally smushed into the evil delights of untangling a dream-catcher of a web of destiny (imagine silly putty and sill / silly string with an attitude rather like a slinky not quite sure it onets to do that slinky kind of thing you do when yo are a slinky slightly kinked but not as kincked as colonel klink or Klinger on MASH. Yes, my cookies are Cheaps Ahoy! (giggling is the only word for his chuckling) (Although I freely admit it si rather raeasonably priced, isnt it - Not vincent price, but who else is?) And, while we are at it, wha tis the BIG DEAL (old deal, new deal) - sounds like a deck of cards or a house of cards or rock lobsters falling on the floor, about "knowing??? (I am back ot schultz, sgt. And knowing No-THING! I know NO - thing!!!) Ohh - look! Another branch!! Gotta go - al d;-) (my ISP is telling me I have idle too long. Gee - what a surprize!!) PS - knowing - what did it ever do for that poor snake? Perhaps knowing is overrated. Perhaps suspending gravity should be higher up on the tree of knowledge - but then we would have to be picking from fruit high up in the three versusu low hanging friuit (for give me - of the loom). (ha ha ha!!) Exactly what whiz the snake doing up there anywheigh? 9you do the math!!) Garter snakes and timing belts - its all a matter of location, location, location. PPS - Thanks for returning my o. I had just realized it was missing. ;-)))


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