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From: Just in case you need more clarity
Date: 03 Aug 2004
Time: 10:27:22 -0500
Remote Name: 216.192.34.4
We can confirm with no positivity whatso ever that no thing is going on. However, we do not immediately have at hand any information which would absolutely confirm beyond a shadow at sunrise the current status of things going off, slip sliding b&f, moving latteralley, temporarily shying away from a precipiece, dropping from the sky, erupting from the sands of time or bubbling up from within. For these and other significant happenings in your local area, may we humbly suggest, with no further lack of specificity or annoyingly bothersome details, that you consult a certified and unilateraly qualified technician of neither the highest or the lowest order for further information of the most helpful kind (not available in all areas - check local times and listings). Happy to be of service. If you require further assistance, please complete this seemingly simple yet deceptively enticing non-formal but indubitablely challenging short questionarrie: If A - B = 1 and C-D = Xp, then I = ? (no prizes will be awarded. Questionarrie Void where Prohibited. See fine print for further details. No shoestrings were harmed in the making of this questionarrie. Member of AQW&D.)