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From: YPW
Date: 23 Jul 2004
Time: 03:35:25 -0500
Remote Name: 216.192.10.3
Pen/Ink!! Yuu soooo phunny! I call yu rat and pig beecause if oink fit, then yuu fit . . . good thing I not call yu late for lunch (ha ha). Everbody kno punctuation mark no good! Silly woman, yu must avoid all of dem - cross other side of road wen yu seee dem coming. I no fool yu! Dem is no good for anything. Smart people know where sentence end. Yu no need to use. Confuscious say "a little confusician a good thing. Help build national character". So, you stay away from keyboard - even if you get bored. I no bored. I slave away all day in hot Fireworks factory. Program go boom, but not factory. Now take break away from hot factory to cook in hot kitchen. I cook buckwheat noodles. Yu phunny when you all dem ramen. They are not raw men. Raw men work in sweat shop, make sun rise. They slurp sooup an want small salad on side. Try to use chopstick to eat lettuce. Veri phunny! Everone know feed lettuce to rat, rat run round in cage or else get round. Why yu no have voice recognition software? Let lips do talking instead of hands. Hands no good to talk, unless yu Itatilain or yu sign languuage artist. Then hands talk plenty!! Then I must use halloween prop to keep eyes open, but hard to listen in moolight. . . . If yu dress hare, make sure to not tell neighboors. They not understand. Year of the Hare only time yu tell neighboors bout dat. . . . . Oh. I see yu also like to slave in hot kitchen. Yu like apple! My family have ancient remedy for eye - eat apple. It not take year to know that - it take long time. . . Much longer than it take to learn dance like macaroni in boiling pot of water. . . . Yu lucky - yu live in palace. But not so lucky - palace feel like prison. Chinese emporer felt same thing. Had to ask to go anywhere - not supposed to lift finger - ha ha - just like yu. But Chinese emperor favorite color yellow, not periwinkle. . . . An I try not to spill - attract rats in kitchen, attract boss in factory. Luf to talk more, but smoke alarm not working in factori - so I be smoke alarm. {If boss keep smoking like chimney, we all go up in smoke. So I go now.} =YPW