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From: Al
Date: 28 Jun 2004
Time: 02:44:06 -0500
Remote Name: 216.192.7.16
Too, too funny! Duckwoman you are just too funny. I can see you put it into second gear in this post and didnt even butterball the clutch but popped it so nicely into the slot I was a bit . . . well surprised. [But with Lennox playing in the background, why am I at all surprised?? Man, how does she do it ???] I actually was looking to introduce a serious discussion topic to lure Nancy, Tyson, Matt and all the rest back into posting (you have noticed they have fallen silent lately, right?) . . . Anyway, I see I shall have to Set about cracking your post alpha bits. First, let me say that we are making a note (and checking it twice) to Have Rudolph The Red Nose Raindear make a special delivery - - - say in about in about six or so months. I am sure we already have a card on file for you here. Ah yes. Well, hmmm, seems we need to send you our standard form letter about special deliveries - - let me just outline the salient points here and save the elves from all that snowblinding North Pole administrative papaerwork - - - a) although coal is not a renewable energy source, it does have many purposes under the sun, b) reindeer dousing should be considered somewhere between having your house Toilet Papered and having 500 Pink Flamingo lawn ornaments appear overnight in your front yard (pink flamingos also are not a renewable energy source but have few uses [other than ornamental]), and c) reindeere tracktor urine is not toxic and can be easily removed by washing in warm (but not hot) water. Someday I will have to relate to you the story of a foil stamped parrot and vibrant lime green walls - nothing like a silent rebellion of color to say little boy blue aint using pastels anymore. Lets see - perhaps a change in couches might be in order for the Youngian? (Do remember that a big red bow makes a bold statement that turns any "Cast off Giligan!" into a "gift with foresight".) To peel the rest of your onion, I think Id better put it under a stream of running water ( . . .errr reindeer recycled, of course!) - AL