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From: Foxfires
Date: 18 Jun 2004
Time: 10:25:51 -0500
Remote Name: 68.186.67.97
---Women who drive SUV's like they are battle tanks. Nobody else on the road matters but THEM! (They are inevitably 5'5" and can barely see over the dash as well...) --- Cheerleaders. The team could care less, girls! --- "My child is a *insert school name* Superstar" bumper stickers. On CROOKED no less. --- Hiphugger jeans. If I want my hips hugged, I want it in the good old fashioned, make-me-blush way. ---- Thongs. Yeah, that's a genius invention. Get a grain of sand in there and saw yourself in half with a jog down the beach. --- MSG & Aspartame. Outlaw this stuff already, sheesh! --- The constant Terror Level Alerts --- Sports announcers that say the obvious, just to fill the silence --- People who put their noses on the fruit to sniff it's freshness at the store. Keep your shnozz off my melons!!! (Oh dear, that just sounds wrong...) --- Opened mouth eaters --- Pet owners who let their dogs roam free --- Harley Davidson Motorcycles. My theory is that these things fulfill these men's fantasies of an everlasting, deafening fart, *and* they get to go down the road while doing it. Rap it out man, rap it out. --- That music has very little musicianship anymore --- Girls who eat nothing but air and water --- and last but not least, and certainly not all... The Hilton Sisters. ~*~*~*~*~*~ Foxfires ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ http://www.foxfires.com/blog.html